multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via gayfriendthatcomplainstoomuch)

parkingstrange:

parkingstrange:

there’s a kitten sleeping on my wrist as I type this text post

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I wasn’t lying

(Source: parkingstrange, via latenight-adventureswith-you)

We only obsess over relationships that feel unfinished. Carrie Bradshaw  (via forebidden)

(Source: whatwouldcarriesay, via forebidden)

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

(via choose-to-s-h-i-n-e)

im gonna start working on this in 10 minutes no exceptions me fucking lying to myself  (via sann-lykke)

(Source: youtubeofficial, via death-by-lulz)

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via choose-to-s-h-i-n-e)

shialebuffalo:

liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret

(via stop)

neither:

It’s not a crush unless you feel like shit about it

(Source: forbearance, via emmacait20)

unclefather:

spookytotodile:

unclefather:

I have a bad habit of saying “I’m going to shove this up my ass” when something won’t work

my dick isnt working

bye

(via emmacait20)

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