Some people are so broken,
They get mad at you for being whole. I wish I had heard this years ago.  (via gettingahealthybody)

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windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

(via nutellaprince)

occultalux:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green

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how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid

oh

(Source: chepibola, via guy)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
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im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

(via stop)

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: macklemack, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

baiolicious:

im such an asshole but im also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then im also such an asshole

(via lubricates)

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(via cumfort)

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